day 23: they still think im one of them
for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing
water cannot be burned
What is this and how can i never see it again
This is the only sex gif I will ever reblog
This worries me like what else am I supposed to do with them
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
highlight the numbers
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type in 9
How chicks put on lipstick
I cant stop seeing the beaks as mouths so all of them are just
I THOUGHT THESE WERE GRAPES
if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends
Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha
i’m a man
"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"
"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"
One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.
did somebody say